Alice President of Everything
Alice supervises everything everyone does. She's generally disappointed in all of us. Her hobbies include playing with crinkly foil balls, chasing her brother, and watching birds.
Andrei Chaos Engineer
Andrei is an amateur stuntman focused on creating chaos for no reason. His specialty is swinging from drapes. When Andrei isn't working he enjoys crashing my Zoom meetings and annoying his sister.
Anakin Blogger & Box Quality Control Technician
Anakin inspects all boxes, bags, and packaging material and determines quality and usefulness. Anakin occassionally writes reviews for the team blog. Anakin enjoys group parkour, attacking shadows and laser lights, and laying in the bathtub.
Kubrick Wellness Coach
Kubrick makes sure I take time each day to just sit and focus (on petting him). He also takes care of me when I'm not feeling well. When he's not working, Kubrick enjoys hanging out with his brother, group parkour, and watching movies as long as there's no big scary sounds.
Raimi Lead Parkour Engineer
Raimi believes fitness is important. It's his mission to make sure everyone on the team gets plenty of exercise so he leads group parkour sessions at least twice a day. Raimi is a fan of RiffTrax and bird watching.
Ash Web Developer
Ash works directly with me on most projects. She's usually found on my shoulder or laying across my desk. Ash enjoys going to festivals, shows, and reptile-friendly stores.
Sam Junior Web Developer
Sam joined the team earlier this year and has accomplished a lot already. He's still learning but we're confident that he'll continue to bring a lot to the team. Sam enjoys eating salads, running, dragon parkour, and staring at Andrei and Raimi.
Sylvie Social Media Manager
Sylvie is the newest member of the team. She will be filling the newly created position of Social Media Manager. In her spare time, Sylvie enjoys sitting on people's hands, staring at Andrei, and eating dandelion greens.