They're doing their best.
Everyone on the team does their best every day. They work hard doing whatever it is they do here.
They have a team Instagram account that is updated at random and without an obvious strategy, planning, or a purpose which makes sense when you consider that the Social Media Manager is a bearded dragon.
Alice supervises everything everyone does. She's generally disappointed in all of us. Her hobbies include playing with crinkly foil balls, chasing her brother, and watching birds.
Andrei is an amateur stuntman focused on creating chaos for no reason. His specialty is swinging from drapes. When Andrei isn't working he enjoys crashing my Zoom meetings and annoying his sister.
Anakin inspects all boxes, bags, and packaging material and determines quality and usefulness. Anakin occassionally writes reviews for the team blog. Anakin enjoys group parkour, attacking shadows and laser lights, and laying in the bathtub.
Kubrick makes sure I take time each day to just sit and focus (on petting him). He also takes care of me when I'm not feeling well. When he's not working, Kubrick enjoys hanging out with his brother, group parkour, and watching movies as long as there's no big scary sounds.
Raimi believes fitness is important. It's his mission to make sure everyone on the team gets plenty of exercise so he leads group parkour sessions at least twice a day. Raimi is a fan of RiffTrax and bird watching.
Bertie personally oversees the meal preparation for every member of the team. He has an unmatched love of food and brings that to work every day. Bertie is an aspiring singer and enjoys giving spontaneous performances of his original songs. His other interests include sitting in sinks and bathtubs and upcycling everything he finds into cat toys.
Our cats are all formerly feral cats that come from Enfield Community Cat Project, an all volunteer 501c3 rescue project in Enfield Connecticut. The cats would like for everyone to consider adopting a pet and also to give the shy ones a chance.
Read about their adventures on Instagram.
Sam joined the team two years ago and has contributed a lot! He continues to learn and brings a lot of talent and a great attitude to the team. Sam enjoys eating salads, running, dragon parkour, and staring at Andrei and Raimi.
Sylvie is our web designer. She brings a very unique perspective to her work. In her spare time, Sylvie enjoys getting cuddles, staring at Andrei, and eating mangos and dandelion greens.
Finley or 'Finn' is our new intern. Finn has come to us as a rescue in need of a family that has experience with dragons. That's us! Finn enjoys eating lots of food and teasing the cats.