They're doing their best
Everyone on the team does their best every day. They work hard doing whatever it is they do here.
They have a team Instagram account that is updated at random and without an obvious strategy, planning, or a purpose which makes sense when you consider that the Social Media Manager is a bearded dragon.
The Cats
Alice President of Everything
Alice supervises everything everyone does. She's generally disappointed in all of us. Her hobbies include playing with crinkly foil balls, chasing her brother, and watching birds.
Andrei Chaos Engineer
Andrei is an amateur stuntman focused on creating chaos for no reason. His specialty is swinging from drapes. When Andrei isn't working he enjoys crashing my Zoom meetings and annoying his sister.
Anakin Blogger & Box Quality Control Technician
Anakin inspects all boxes, bags, and packaging material and determines quality and usefulness. Anakin occassionally writes reviews for the team blog. Anakin enjoys group parkour, attacking shadows and laser lights, and laying in the bathtub.
Kubrick Wellness Coach
Kubrick makes sure I take time each day to just sit and focus (on petting him). He also takes care of me when I'm not feeling well. When he's not working, Kubrick enjoys hanging out with his brother, group parkour, and watching movies as long as there's no big scary sounds.
Raimi Lead Parkour Engineer
Raimi believes fitness is important. It's his mission to make sure everyone on the team gets plenty of exercise so he leads group parkour sessions at least twice a day. Raimi is a fan of RiffTrax and bird watching.
Bertie Team Nutrition Expert
Bertie personally oversees the meal preparation for every member of the team. He has an unmatched love of food and brings that to work every day. Bertie is an aspiring singer and enjoys giving spontaneous performances of his original songs. His other interests include sitting in sinks and bathtubs and upcycling everything he finds into cat toys.
The Dragons
Sylvie Web Designer
Sylvie is our web designer. She brings a very unique perspective to her work. In her spare time, Sylvie enjoys getting cuddles, staring at Andrei, and eating mangos and dandelion greens.
Finley Social Media Manager
Finley or 'Finn' is our social media manager. He's very enthusiastic about everything he does. Finn enjoys eating lots of food and teasing the cats.
About The Cats
Our cats are all formerly feral cats that come from Enfield Community Cat Project, an all volunteer 501c3 rescue project in Enfield Connecticut. The cats would like for everyone to consider adopting a pet and also to give the shy ones a chance.
Visit Kubrick's website, Little Void Wellness Coach.